Mad Love’s Comin’ (G. Kooymans/B. Hay) 1976 Contraband

You want different positions to keep your love-life successful
And you want a happy ending with lots of stud potential
Reliable and perpetual, without being distasteful, ooh wee

My papa says it’s not the size, nor the way it’s looking
It’s the way it moves on stiletto shoes, papa sure improves
But I bet he’s just tryin’ to be commercial

Now let me say something simple to you, before we get to do the do
Baby I love you, that takes care of that, you can take off your hat
You and me gotta be the lucky few

There’s a tourist in the city that went and lost his lady
On purpose if you ask me, he’ll have to find a reason to cover up the treason
Meanwhile let’s hope the night never ends
Meanwhile let’s hope the night never ends
‘Cause mad love is comin’, I know mad love is comin’
Mad mad love is comin’, I know mad love is comin’
Mad love is comin’, I know mad love is comin’

Out on the corner city boy routine, right on the border of enemy territory
This is how far you’ve come, this is how far you’ve gone
There’s a fool’s moon out, siren’s too loud
And it’s cruel cruel, street’s a mean school
Too many blows below the belt you know
This is how far you’ve come, this is how far you’ve gone
There’s a fool’s moon out makin’ me shout

Mad love is comin’ not too soon, on beds that sail outta the blue
Mad love is comin’ all day through, who’s afraid of that romance is doomed
Mad love’s comin’ all over your walls, into your lives, it creepy crawls
This is how far you’ve come, this is how far you’ve gone
There’s a fool moon out makin’ me shout
Mad love is comin’ not too soon, on beds that sail outta the blue
Mad love is comin’ all day through, who’s afraid of that romance is doomed